Song Parodies -> "I'm An Old Cow's Hands"

Original Song Title:

"I'm An Old Cowhand"

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"I'm An Old Cow's Hands"

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The Lyrics

I'm An Old Cow's Hands
Squeeze to beat the bands
When she takes a poop
On her tail it lands..
When the flies bite and she shakes her tail
Brown will sling around like a storm of hail
Till a glob or two winds up in the pail,
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay

I'm An Old Cow's Hands
Milk her where she stands
Feed her lots of hay
Cut the baling strands
Love the atmosphere of this old farm place
Where the chickens lay and the horses race
If a cat's around squirt her in the face
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay

Rounded up the herd with my old dog shep
He's a good cow dog with a lot of pep
Likes to nip their heels, make 'em kick a step
Hey, yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay
Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay

Yippie-yi-yo-ki-yay

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alvin - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment

especially liked the squirting the cat's face line

Red Ant - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment

"Brown will sling around like a storm of hail": an actual s***storm! Great rhyming.

John Barry - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment

You and Tommy Turtle should get together for a mooet or a ewet.

Below Average Dave - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment

"Milk her where she stands" that left a rather amuzing mental image. . .After reading Red Ant's perspective being an anus, I didn't think I'd ever read another body part story, much less hear the horros of being a cow's hand--like it.

AFW - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks,alvin...actually that's true, as any old farmer will tell ya'...Hand milking cows is a boring job..so anything, for a laugh, or to break the monotony...and thanks, Red Ant...thanks, John...good idea....and thanks,Dave...

Tommy Turtle - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment

"Green Acres is the place for me" - you make farm life seem so attractive! lol. Milk these Fives.

TJC - September 21, 2007 - Report this comment

I can't decide whether tis is cow-tastic or bov-abulous!

AFW - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, TT...yeah, guess it is reminiscent of Green Acres....and hey, I wouldn' trade my farm roots for any other kind, but I don't think I'd care to pack back and live there, now........and thank you, TJC, couple good punjectiives there

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