Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Swinging Like A Star"

Original Song Title:

"Swinging On A Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Swinging Like A Star"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Original credit for this idea must go to Kristof Robertson for his great parody, entitled, "Drinking with the Stars" check it out, here http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby110.shtml...I had already written mine before I checked search..this has a little different take, so I'll submit it, anyway...
Would you like to swing like a Star
Carry cocaine home in a jar
Be the train wreck, some of them are,
Oh, would you like to be like Brit...

Now, Brit is a wild female, who lowered her ears
Shows off her koochie and her rear
She once had blonde hair, so her brain is weak
Loves to act stupid, has a stubborn streak..
Parties each night, with gal pals, and thinks it's cool
Just cannot follow any rule..

Oh, would you like to swing like a Star
Suck on booze, each night in a bar
Snack on sushi, and caviar.
Oh, would you like to be Nicole..

Nicole is a pal a' Brit's in The Simple Life
Each has no desire to be a wife
She drives the freeway, goin' the wrong way
And so in jail, they put her one whole day
Eighty two minutes, actually
Tough justice for celebrities...

Oh, would you like to swing like a Star
Be eccentric, and go too far
Have a ball, be just like they are,
Oh, would you like to be Lind-Say...

Lindsay Lohan is an actress, skinny and lean
In films, she will always steal the scene
In and out of rehab, it's a yoyo curse
Cocaine possession, say's it isn't hers
One real shrewd alibi, she should study law
Lind likes to blame her maw and paw...
(Don't like the mug shot that she saw)

True, all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Hollywood still claims quite a few
If your life's humdrum and you're blue..
Get flat-assed stoned and drive your car
And you'll be Swinging Like A Star...

Then, you'll be Swinging Like A Star

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   5
 5
 5
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
a fun singalong and concept
John Barry - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
There once was a dumb girl named Britney
Who hung with a drunk girl named Lindsay
The former, like Paris,
Would bare ass. . .embarrass
To complete the quartet, there's Ritchie
TJC - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Another perfect roasting... a star-stunted spectacular! Dead on and hilarious!
2Eagle - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
You hit the nail on the head. They are just pathetic.
AFW - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks,alvin, and John...good limerick, there..and thanks, TJ, and 2Eagle

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/bingcrosby113.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1046