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Song Parodies -> "Around The World Had Eighty Lays"
Original Song Title:
"Around The World In Eighty Days (Theme)"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Around The World Had Eighty Lays"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Around The World had eighty lays
Found girls in Rome, who took me home
And loved me many ways
In Paris I held Genevieve,
For her caress I was obsessed
Sorry I had to leave..
Contstantinople Opal kissed
Me down below
With such a glow
Don't know who could resist..
My travels took me all around the world
And in each town I found new love
In Amsterdam I thanked the dames
There were a few, yes quite a few
Who loved my lovin' games
In Madagascar I went far
With brown skinned chicks
Who taught me tricks,
Became a romance Star..
In London done what's natural
And in Jamaica kept awake
A babe 'neath stars above..
My travels took me all around the world
And in each town I found new love.
And in each town I found new love.
Found girls in Rome, who took me home
And loved me many ways
In Paris I held Genevieve,
For her caress I was obsessed
Sorry I had to leave..
Contstantinople Opal kissed
Me down below
With such a glow
Don't know who could resist..
My travels took me all around the world
And in each town I found new love
In Amsterdam I thanked the dames
There were a few, yes quite a few
Who loved my lovin' games
In Madagascar I went far
With brown skinned chicks
Who taught me tricks,
Became a romance Star..
In London done what's natural
And in Jamaica kept awake
A babe 'neath stars above..
My travels took me all around the world
And in each town I found new love.
And in each town I found new love.
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DKTOS and can't find it but a good read. What's next, 88 lines about 88 STDs?
especially liked 'constantinople opal'...lol
he he
You're really a "Travelin' Man"... what alvin, plus the follow-up "kissed me down below". Six more trips gives you 555 (with a bit of rest).
Thanks, all for voting and commenting
Another delectable ditty... I echo alvin here...
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