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Song Parodies -> "Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin'"

Original Song Title:

"Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin'"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin'"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin'
Rosie and Donald keep on bitin'
They're just...like little children,
Out in the yard..
They keep sparrin' and punchin'
Real hard..
Donald, rich old Donald,
Why does Rosie pick on Donald?
Insults,...gettin' nasty
Personal as Rhinoplasty..
(When they gonna' end it?)

Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin'
Cloutin' and clashin' like a Titan
Now, there's...American Idol
Tossed in the mix..
Givin' Simon and Paula some licks..

Feudin' and Fightin' and a' Fussin'
All of the world's a' watchin', cussin'
Ratings,...soar on "The Apprentice"
Well as, "The View"
With this, could it have something to do?

Oughter', think they oughter'
Take some deep breaths, get unwired
Shower...with cold water,
Each hear their bosses say, "You're fired!"
(Gettin' deep to shovel!)

Fussin' and Fightin' and a' Feudin'
Now, more celebrities, includin'
Let's just...keep flippin' those channels,
Slam TV's door
Till they're Feudin' and Fightin' no more..

Till they're Feudin' and Fightin' no more..




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Matthias - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
A Tri-trump!!!
alvin rhodes - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
i love the OS and also the way you've dressed it up
2Eagle - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Good one. I looked up The View on the Jump the Shark website and there were sixty some votes that said it jumped from day one.
PMS - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with alvin
AFW - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for voting and commenting
Yoidy - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Love the rhinoplasty line! 555
Guy - June 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Farce - I remember this one as a kid. My mother had the 78 record but the original artist was Dorathy (sic) Shay circa early 1940's. Shay's version is somewhat different than Bing's. Here is Shay's rendition on youtube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln1VxJirG_A

I like what you did with this one. The OS is a parody in itself. Now I also remember an Arthur Godfrey number called "Slap her down again, Pa" but I can't seem to find it anywhere except some lyric site and even there they miss a verse or two. Give Shay's version a listen. We also had the "Too fat polka" but I see that you have done something with that one. Anyway fine parody on a parody like OS.
AFW - June 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy..yeah, I remember that old hillbilly fun Slap song...couldn't do a song like that today, though....encourages domestic abuse...too bad, too, the world is losing it's sense of humor. Seems like everything has to be taken seriously..doesn't it?
LadyPolkaCakes - June 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Good to hear one from derBingo, Sir L'AIR !

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