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Song Parodies -> "Don't Stench Me In"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fence Me In"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Stench Me In"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh, give me space
Clean air space
Under bright blue skies above
Don't Stench Me In

Let me ride
With some pride
Through the cities that I love
Don't Stench Me In

Want to breathe strong and deep
With no cough or wheeze
From healthy lungs that inflate at a gentle ease
Air surpassing freshness of an island breeze
Don't Stench Me In

Love scent of spruce, while I'm biking, or I'm hiking
Under unpolluted skies
No smog induced factory fuming should be looming
Till the EPA gets wise

Let me inhale and exhale with no chest that wrenches
Gaze without haze from clean urban benches
I love being outdoors, but I can't stand stenches,
Don't Stench Me In

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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Tommy Turtle - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
'Twould be nice... Unfortunately true modern spin on the oldie. Five Bings.
alvin rhodes - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
living in LA all my life, i doubt i could handle clean air
AFW - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guys...and Happy NuYeer to ya'
Below Average Dave - December 26, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW, just wanted to let you know, I'm not grading because I really don't know anything by Bing Crosby--but as always your lyrics are funny, I did grade your Christmas parodies from yesterday, overslept right into work today. . .getting caught up now.
Red Ant - December 27, 2006 - Report this comment
This was a breath of fresh air!

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