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Song Parodies -> "Wind Between Your Cheeks"

Original Song Title:

"Wind Beneath My Wings"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"Wind Between Your Cheeks"

Parody Written by:

Catch 23

The Lyrics

Ewwww, ew, ew, ew, ewww
It really stunk bad between your butt cheeks
Was glad you weren't sitting on my face
When your shorts flare out I have found, get a-way
You better walk way back behind

Yes, you just cut one and it was gory
And it was one with surprising strength
A doody-ful trace should have a name..it's so strong
A doody-ful stench that brought such pain

Guess it musta' been that meatball hero
With onions and cheese and 'kraut and leeks
And it stunk much worse than my Beagle
'Cause it was the wind between your cheeks

You hoped that your rear would go unnoticed
With people passed out up and down the hall
I want you to know I have the proof, of course I smelled it
It was revolting...it pee-ewwwwed

Guess it musta' been that meatball hero
With onions and cheese and 'kraut and leeks
And it stunk much worse than my Beagle
'Cause it was the wind between your cheeks

Guess it musta' been that meatball hero
With onions and cheese and 'kraut and leeks
Oh, and it,yea it stunk much worse than my Beagle
'Cause it was the wind between your cheeks
Yes it was the wind between your cheeks

Oh, the wind between your cheeks
Eww,eww,eww, I hate the wind between your cheeks
Gag, gag, gag away...you made me gag so much
Eww, eww, eww, eww, the wind between your cheeks

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Michael Pacholek - April 12, 2005 - Report this comment
A weak rewrite of a classic Malcolm Higgins line: "The wind in the cheeks was the worst in three weeks," from "The Rectum of Edmund Fitzgerald."
Debi - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I laughed so hard I cried. This was hilarious. Well done.

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