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Song Parodies -> "Let's Fight (AmIRight-Site Story)"

Original Song Title:

"Tonight (West Side Story)"

Original Performer:

Bernstein / Sondheim

Parody Song Title:

"Let's Fight (AmIRight-Site Story)"

Parody Written by:

Tommy Turtle

The Lyrics

Tells the story of two imaginary AmIRighters who resent when other writers post good songs or get good comments and votes, so they find non-existent or inconsequential mistakes in them, use those as an excuse to vote low and thereby lower the average, get in screaming arguments, and sometimes even give low votes anonymously. Fortunately, this is all a work of fiction. OS lyrics here. A Midi isn't very useful, since much of this is spoken, but one is here The first five bits of dialogue are not in the Midi; its music begins at Tony's "Let's fight" sub for "Tonight". Be sure to put your pop-up blocker in "strict mode" before visiting the Midi site.
MARIA:

"One" or "two", they're the only votes for me
Forever
When they're good, even great
Phony flaws I fabricate
Never fairly rate
Ever!


TONY:

And it's from jeal-ou-sy that I pick nit
I'm so filled with en-vy at a quick wit


MARIA:

Phony, phony...


TONY:

"1", or "2":
Someone knows more than I know
So, I vote them low,
You see?


MARIA:

All the world, there's no one good, like me!



TONY:

Let's fight, let's fight
Let's fill this site with spite
Let's throw respect and good will away


MARIA:

Vote right? Not quite
Give Fives? Fills me with fright
"Think you're good? Well, screw you!" -- so I say!


TONY:

Today, all day I had the feeling
Someone would post a good one
And other folks delight


BOTH:

From fear, we mar
We trash lest someone else be a star
Go bite!


CHUCKY G'S VOICE (from in site)
Palooka!

MARIA: (spoken)
I cannot write. Go f*** off!

TONY: (spoken)
I'm not too bright.

MARIA:
Threes.

TONY (Dissing her)
Eat shite.

MARIA:
Boners, notches.

TONY:
I hate you.

MARIA:

Yeah, what... ever!
Wait! When will you vote next?

TONY
Tomorrow.

MARIA
I work at the red light shop across the street.
Madam Bazonger's

TONY
I'll come there. [1]

MARIA
At dosing time. Six o'clock.

TONY
Yes.

MARIA
What blight.

TONY
How trite.

MARIA (calling down)
Boner!

TONY
Ass!

MARIA
When you come, use the back door. [1]

TONY
Si. [2]

MARIA
Tony!
What does Tony stand for?

TONY
Rant-on.

MARIA
Te odio, Rant-on. [3]

TONY
Te odio, Maria. [3]

BOTH SING:

Expect... respect?
Like hell, Jack! In your dreams!
Scream, do we:
Let's .... Fight!



[1] You think I'm gonna change one word of these OS lines? No way!!! heh heh

[2] "Okey-dokey"

[3] OS (Spanish) is "Te adoro, Anton" ("Maria") = "I adore you, Anthony (Maria)"
Parody translation = "I hate you, Rant-on (Maria)".

Good thing this is all fiction. © 2006 Tommy Turtle.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   0
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 5   9
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Paul Robinson - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, this SUX, TT - it's nUthing liike the OS fron the soundtrak...and FERTHIRMORR...uh...do I pass the audition? Can I play "Tony" in the re-production? Uh...I'll take "Maria" if that's all that's available...HAR - reminds me a bit of one I wro...OOPS! There I go again...lol...5's ~ ~ ~
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
555. :)
alvin rhodes - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
and in a fair world, tony and maria would both die...just like in the movie...very amusing stuff here
Johnny D - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
555. :)
AFW - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Very good production number parody...You do a lot of "WestSide Story" tunes..so, I gather it's one of your favorite musicals...555
Stephen Harrington - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't know it, but I don't need to when I agree with you. 555.
TT - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Paul Robinson, you nailed it - you get the part.... thanks.
Agrimorfee, :) thanks.
alvin rhodes, lol yeah! .... thanks
Johnny D, :) thanks.
AFW, thanks... yep, loved the Bway musical; movie was pretty good too..... guess that's why they call 'em "classics" -- sickies like us are still satirizing them fifty years later :)
Stephen Harrington, thanks... I feel the same about your hot anime babe songs :) :)
Stuart McArthur - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Boners, notches! - and Madam Bazongas! - LOL - you've swum off in another wacky direction here TT - why not put the whole musical together? - 555
Larry Hensley - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but very good.
Stephen Harrington - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Tommy. Hey, I seen your question on my parody from yesterday, and answered it: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/blacksabbath44.shtml I have actually looked up images of real women too, as you can see from my response, no problem in asking. ^___^
Stephen Harrington - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Would have been nice to see a comment in replying to my answer(I have an illustration fetish, but I don't completely ingore reality).
TT - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Larry Hensley, thanks.
Stephen Harrington, wasn't ignoring your reply, just that I went MIA (or AWOL) for awhile... the pesky Real World (anyone remember that?) kept preventing me from devoting 16 hours a day to parodies... darn... Appreciate the comments, and glad you found some real women too. :)
Stephen Harrington - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry, I just wanted to let you know and sometimes I forget what song you had up that day(I had to search by date). I actually seen real adult films(I seen stuff on HBO and Cinemax that involved sex before getting into anime), I just get alittle annoyed when someone asks that sort question, it's as if there is no good excuse for my type of fetishes. As for the picture, I haven't seen it on google either. No bad blood.
Stephen Harrington - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I wonder if that type of question would be asked if the parody was about a different type of fetish?(Just out curiousty). As for noticing more comments saying 5 than actual votes, I'd rather someone leave a comment and not vote than leave a comment saying a rating as if they voted. Just to let you know. ; )
Tommy Turtle - December 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Stephen Harrington, I was just kidding about the real women. Umm... this is a parody site, so not only are the songs supposed to be funny, but a lot of the comments are jokes also. Most of them are good-natured and not meant as personal offense.

As for asking about the anime thing, hey, there are a lot of jokes here about all kinds of fetishes. For example, Airfarcewon wrote a very funny song, "Golden Shower" h**p://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/thecarterfamily3.shtml, about the practice that doctors refer to as urolagnia, and which the rest of us define as "getting excited by having someone urinate on you". Yes, there apparently are such people. Maybe AFW is really one of them, but I think most of us took it as satire for the sake of humor (I think). So, I wrote a "tribute" making fun of his alleged fetish, "Airfarcewon" h**p://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/thebeatles1417.shtml, to which you left a very nice comment (thank you), and right below yours, AFW acknowledged this "tribute" with his usual wonderful self-deprecating humor and puns. So, nobody took the "fetish" thing very seriously. I really hope so, because I once posted one about having sex with my sister, and I assure you, that was definitely a joke!

Anyway, no offense meant, your babes are definitely hot, and this site is a good place to get away from the Real World and not take anything too seriously :-)
Stephen Harrington - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I was just curious, there are people who think that what I have isn't right, since it's fiction. I wasn't trying to blame you for it, though. I just wanted to ask(I can't get some people in the message boards to reply back about such things, but I can tell they are weirded out by it). All forms of fetishes tend to get some kind of jab taken at them, some tend to get judged worse than others(I wasn't implying that you were, though). Thank you for taking the time. : )
Stephen Harrington - December 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, you didn't have to throw another vote in.
Tommy Turtle - January 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Stephen Harrington, it's all fiction; porn movies aren't realistic either (darn!); and we're all a little weird here, so don't sweat....I don't hang at the message boards for lack of time, but perhaps people aren't answering for the same reason -- lack of time; not everything in a forum gets answered. Lots of people enjoy anime and your "Naked" parody got favorable comments and straight fives from everyone.
Stephen Harrington - February 02, 2007 - Report this comment
I gave you another set of 5s since you did it on my parody. Those things I mentioned on my previous are just assessments that I have noticed(alot of the ones who don't like my sort of things on the message board tend to do alot of posting).
Stephen Harrington - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Although most of my postings I don't consider important(just a minor percentage). I'm sorry for going on about this for so long, I'm going to give you 5 applauds on the boards(one each the next five days I come in).
Tommy Turtle - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Stephen Harrington, thanks.
Stephen Harrington - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
You're welcome.

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