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Song Parodies -> "Don't Sit On My Commode"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Rain On My Parade"

Original Performer:

Barbara Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Sit On My Commode"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Restrain your poo or pee
If go, you've got to
Responsibility
For me, is not you..
Don't bring around your butt
To sit on my commo-o-o-de..

You're free to roam the house
With words to utter,
But I don't wanna' hear
Your splat and sputter,
Don't bring around your butt
To squat on my commo-o-o-de..

My house is not a hand out
For your fat bum
Should have things planned out,
Know where you're at, sir
By my john there is no welcome..mat, sir
And please don't use the talcum..

So if you seek a pot
For foul ejection,
Tho' shiny one I've got
Not your selection..
This private throne is for my own and I..
If you should try once,
I'll black your eye once,
You'll feel my "Die Once" right, sir
Don't want your poo, see
No loo, see..
For you, see
Now, get out of my sight, sir

Go try the corner pub
Or some gas station
This is my warning, bub
Don't risk castration..
Don't un-garment your butt,
And sit on my commo-o-o-de

Don't ever try once,
I'll black your eye once,
And throw my "Die-Once" right, sir
Don't drop your poo, see..
No loo, see..
For you, see
Please get out of my sight, sir

Go try the corner pub
Or some gas station
That's my last warning, bub
Don't risk castration..
Don't un-garment your butt,
And squat on my commo-o-o-de

No buttie, but my buttie
Is gonna' sit on my commo-o-o-de..






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Old Man Ribber - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Congrats on another excrement...err, exCELLent parody! ;D
AFW - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR
norCALButtress - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I can hear ~MsBarbra~ beltin' out this tune, Sir L'AIR , Duke oEdge . . . . but it also sounds somewhat, CampagnEsque ? ! ? ! ? . . . Dave, is that you ?
AFW - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC...Campaign..you mean..like, running for office?
NorCALvotress - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
no Sir, this sounds like you are DaveCampagna ? ? ?
AFW - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh..I never knew Dave's last name...no, he's not me....sorry...keep looking
LilTipper - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Gee, thanks for the tip, Sir L'AIR, Duke oEdge . . .

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