Song Parodies -> "Mayonnaise Is Here Again"

Original Song Title:

"Happy Days Is Here Again"

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"Mayonnaise Is Here Again"

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The Lyrics

So long white stuff
You ain't right stuff
Modern spreads have you outclassed
Done with your fluff
Now, is enough
Our sandwiches deserve more blast..

Mayonnaise is here again
That boring spread we smear again
Let's all hold our nose and sneer again,
Mayonnaise is here again..

Let's complain about it now
Take big deep breaths, and shout it now
Show them we can do without it now,
Mayonnaise is here again

There are blends better than that
Applied with a knife, just goes "Splat !"
Makes us fat !

Mayonnaise, I said again
Toss off the trays, when fed again
A bland sandwich spread, we dread again

Mayonnaise,
Had it's phase,
Mayonnaise is here again !

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alvin - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment

only you can make a song about a condiment joyous

2Eagle - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment

In a Geico commercial a customer in a diner is served a sandwich by a surly waitress. (Tinny sounding country music Is playing in the background.) He says, "Ah did'n want any mayo.". The waitress picks up the bread and scrapes it on the edge of the table.

Meriadoc - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment

I hate mayonnaise, but this parody is yummy.

Oh wow - the security code is MAN...

Jeff Reuben - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Ham on 5s...hold the mayo :)

Peregrin - November 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Me-o my-o, a song about mayo! Tasty effort!

AFW - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks everyone, for votes and comments

NoMoMayoHO - November 29, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir L'Air de Farce, I do love the Mayo, but have not had it all year . . I use Lo-Fat Yo instead, as my sandwich spread . . . It works pretty, well, Sir! Now, I'm ready for that Turkey sandwich ! ! PS: Avocado mash is delicious on Rye toast . . .

Stan Hall - November 30, 2008 - Report this comment

... 3 5s for you and 3 cheers for good old mayo. Never been bested and it'll be a cold day in Hellmans' before it is. :-)

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