It's The Most Expensive Time Of The Year
So long great credit rating,
Old bankruptcy's waiting,
accounts in arrears
It's The Most Expensive Time Of The Year

It's the wrap-sappiest season of all
So much holiday spending,
and long budget bending
Graphs fall off the wall !
It's the cash-mashin'est season of all

Wallets wear out at Christmas
Who plans to spend this much
Like a bakery, dough seems to go
We should be more like Scrooge is
Instead we're all Stooges,
Like Larry, and Curly, and Moe..

It's The Most Expensive Time Of The Year
That's eight hundred, plus fifty
This Rolex looks nifty
So does that fishing gear..
It's The Most Expensive Time Of The Year

Christmas parties and hosting
What grand ways of boasting
Much booze and quisine cash you blow
Huge donations to churches
Certificates purchased,
The list is unending, and so..

It's The Most Expensive Time Of The Year
Credit cards get exhausted
You'll know what the cost did
When big bills appear..
It's The Most Expensive Time
It's The Most Expensive Time
It's The Most Expensive Time
It's The Most Expensive Time..Of...The...Year..

Absolutely!!!