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Song Parodies -> "Slay Ride"

Original Song Title:

"Sleigh Ride"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Slay Ride"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

We acknowledge that Spaff used this title, but we have a different theme
Just hear those gun shots echoin'
Wreck, wreck, wreckin' young lives
One more fresh graveyard filling,
As the Slay Ride of killing arrives
Outside you hear a siren
And more shots firin' today
Another life forsaken
That the Slay Ride has taken away

Shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Bang ! bang !
Nine 'leven just rang,
Another victim of a vengeful gang

Shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up
Boom ! boom !
Make ready a tomb
Another dead soul for a hole
In the desolate depths of doom

Another drive by shooting
And street gangs looting the town
Hear that AK four seven
Six shots and Kevin is down
Late tv news has stated
It's drug related, he's gone
The cemetery's filling
As the Slay Ride of killing goes on

It's all year murder season
With crime increasin' each day
Street justice sends no warning
Just a sad fam'ly mourning away
Stay down when shots are flying
You could be buying one, too
Watch out for ghetto satan
With a Slay Ride that's waitin' for you

Sex and drug transactions
On a corner every night
If it's not their territory
Trouble, they'll incite
They keep selling the stuff
They always sell
As cars cruise slow and stop
And they congregate where
You rarely see a cop...
(Pop! Pop! Pop!)

Now, there's three fast gun shots,
And a car is speeding by
You can bet somebody's wounded
And will prob'lly die
So, another sad day, that must be faced
By parents, kids, and wives
A terrible thing is happening
No one caring for human lives...

Another drive by bangin'
And young thugs hangin' around
From windows no one's peering
They're used to hearing this sound
More bullets may be comin'
For an urban someone, by dawn
The cemetery's filling
As the Slay Ride of killing goes on...

The cemetery's filling
As the Slay Ride of killing goes on...






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alvin rhodes - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
a wondrous mixture of jauntiness and dread
carol - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
funny and frighting! 555
AFW - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for voting and commenting, guys....er, guy and gal, actually...thanks..
Rex - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow. What a contrast between melody and content. Mighty fine writing there.
AFW - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Rex...I appreciate your complimentary comment..

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