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Song Parodies -> "The Most 'Take It Back' Time Of The Year"

Original Song Title:

"The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"The Most 'Take It Back' Time Of The Year"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

It's the most "Take It Back" time of the year
Big bucks, stores are shelling out,
Stuff they've been selling out
Winds up back here..
It's the most "Take It Back" time of the year

Poppa buys momma mittens,
But she wanted kittens, so
Right back to Macy's they go
That print shirt of flannel was
Too large for Daniel,
To fit it he'll need years to grow..so

It's the most "Take it Back' time of the year
Crazy long lines of standing
Irate folks demanding
Their refunds in high gear..
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year

It's the most return it time for all gifts
Clerks get weary of clerking
So, there's substitutes working
All the overtime shifts..
It's the most returning time for all gifts

It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
A young couple engaging
Break up with enraging,
Girl says, "Take your ring, here!"
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year

It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year
Weary parents are wishin'
They could take back their children
To a hospital near,
It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year..

It's the most "Take it Back" time of the year




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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jeff Reuben - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
The lines at customer service are almost as bad as MVA this time of year. Funny stuff.
alvin - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
clever post-christmas theme...here are some nonreturnable fives
Patrick - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
The other side of the Christmas shopping season deserves its own classic song. And you've provided it.
Jonathan S. - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
455. A couple times the pacing wasn't quie how I remembered, but please don't get me wrong--it's funny! :)
MrMacphisto - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Good one... :)
AFW - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to Jeff, alvin, Patrick, Jonathan S., and Mr.Mac

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