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Song Parodies -> "It's a Most Unusable Pay"

Original Song Title:

"It's a Most Unusual Day"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"It's a Most Unusable Pay"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

It's a Most Unusable Pay
Feel like throwing my paycheck away
As an old skinny wallet, well worn, just might say
It's a Most Unusable Pay..

This is most unusable cash
Lack of digits just make my teeth gnash
If it weren't for job loss, I would go tell my boss
It's a Most Unusable Pay..

Bill collectors from all sectors
In reflectors, I can see
At my rear view
I've a clear view
Guess the whole convoy's shadowing me..

For this Most Unusable check
I'd be worth lots more stretching my neck
Still, they'd stake out my grave,
Seeking cash where I lay
Might as well..go bankrupt today..
It's a Most Unusable Pay

Big and small bills, wall to wall bills
Postmen haul bills to my flat..
Speaking plainly, not insanely,
Flat's a fitting term, flat's where I'm at..

I'd be worth lots more stretching my neck,
Still, they'd come to my grave,
Seeking cash where I lay..
Just as well...file bankrupt today..
It's a Most Unusable, Most Unusable,
Most unusable......Pa-a-a-a-ay !

(Nurse, I'd like my sedative now..)






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Robbie Roo - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I remember this song from a pantomime I musically directed many years ago, and I have to say you have captured it brilliantly!
AFW - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Robbie Roo...why do I feel like Scooby Doo, when I say that?...yeah, it's an oldie..
Red Ant - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Not familiar with the original, but I can see the workmanship here - perfect title and clever rhyming throughout. Loved the double use of "flat". Here's a few 5s (and a valium) to help ya out.
John Barry - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Fine rhyming.
alvin - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
man, i can relate....funny concept
AFW - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Red Ant, John, and, alvin
Johnny D - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought it was going to be about counterfeit money - if it HAD been, the Secret Service would probably be commenting here! Good job, AFW.
MrMacphisto - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
With the way the dollar is going these days, this song is painfully relevant... $15 for you... :)
JP - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I can relate with this too. Good one, AFW. 5'S.
AFW - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Johnny D, MrMac, and JP
Tommy Turtle - August 10, 2007 - Report this comment
So, you too have discovered that parody writing doesn't pay all that well? "There's no praise to beat the sort you can put in your pocket." (Moliere 1622 - 1673), but take these Fives anyway. Don't spend them all in one place.

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