Well I'm a gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise aholler
About meetin' family expectations of all-o-ya
Every time I ask a girl, to try to get a kiss
She will say, "No way, boy you gotta want kids"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the population blues

Well my mom'n'papa told me,
"Son, you gotta have a family,
If you wanna have someone to look after you someday"
Well, I want no kids, told them all I was sterile
"Now I don't get a wife 'cause they hafta have a child"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the population blues

I'm gonna take two weeks, gonna have a vacation
I'm gonna take my problem to the United Nations
Well, I called my congressman and he said quote:
"I'd like to help you son, but you're request's a joke"
Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the population blues

Yeah, sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do
'Cause there ain't no cure for the population blues
No there ain't no cure for the population blues