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Song Parodies -> "Portaloo"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Portaloo"

Parody Written by:

Jessica Weller

The Lyrics

I dunno... it just came to me... kinda
My, my, at the Portaloo Napoleon did surrender
Oh yeah, and I have met my destiny in quite a similar way
The Magazine on the shelf
Is 20 years older than myself

Portaloo - I was defeated, It won the war
Portaloo - Promise to help you for ever more
Portaloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Portaloo - Knowing my fate is to be in you
Portaloo - Finally facing the Portaloo

My, my, I tried to hold it back but it was stronger
Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is giving up the fight
And how could I ever refuse
I felt like I'd won when I'd lost

Portaloo - I was defeated, It won the war
Portaloo - Promise to hel you for ever more
Portaloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Portaloo - Knowing my fate is to be in you
Portaloo - Finally facing the Portaloo

So how could I ever refuse
I felt like I'd won when I'd lost -

Portaloo - Couldn't escape if I wanted to
Portarloo - Knowing my fate is to with Kenny you
portaloo - Finally facing my Portaoo
Yeah... just changed a few words around... Kenny just HAD to be in somewhere

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