-> "Wolverine"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing Queen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wolverine"
The Lyrics
You're a mutant, your name is Rogue.
Carson City's the place to go.
Why is life so confusing? No-one really knows.
Boyfriend is comatose.
In a steel cage, you see this guy
but there's not a mark on him- why?
Everybody is losing, hear some good advice
before the next one falls:
don't kick him in the balls,
He is the Wolverine, strong and mean, with the mutant gene.
Wolverine, you're dead meat, he's a death machine- oh yeah!
Got two hands full of knives, you'd better run for your life. Oooh,
Joining the X-Men team, he is the Wolverine.
First he's wounded, and then it's gone.
Adamantium skele-ton.
Kind of animal senses, like his sense of smell,
He's stronger than a bear
But where'd he get that hair?
He is the Wolverine, strong and mean, with the mutant gene.
Wolverine, you're dead meat, he's a death machine- oh yeah!
Got two hands full of knives, you'd better run for your life. Oooh,
Best in the X-Men team, he is the Wolverine.
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