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Song Parodies -> "Hey Smitty (The Repairman Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Santa"

Original Performer:

Wilson Phillips

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Smitty (The Repairman Song)"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

Random thought I had one time when hearing this song, still think of it every time I hear it.
If I had leaky plumbing
I would know who to call
Or if I had electrical problems
Smitty does it all

The water is smelling funny tonight
The toilet is just blocked up
I'm waiting for him
But he's no where in sight
And I wonder why he’s late this time

Hey Smitty
Hey Smitty (Smitty)
Can you unclog my drain
Hey Smitty (Smitty)
Yeah my porch light’s just a pain

Why does it feel like the water is colder
There’s soot in the fireplace
Then Smitty said that it’d be done by Christmas
And now it's almost midnight

Hairy butt crack is visible
Ugh, what a sight to see
The plumbing is clogged by a tree
And that’s just a shame, I say, Smitty

Hey Smitty
Hey Smitty (Smitty)
Turn wrench with all your might
Hey Smitty
Hey Smitty (Smitty)
If you hear me wont you go and fix my a/c tonight

I know your truck is full inside
But wont you fix my washer flooding with Tide
I don’t want to use candle light this Christmas

Now Smitty is a bit chunky
Ugh, what a sight to see
He’ll fix my problems anyway
It might cost a lot, Smitty, what’s this charge?

Hey Smitty
Hey Smitty (Smitty)
He walks with all his might
Hey Smitty
Hey Smitty (Smitty)
If you hear an earthquake that’s Smitty fixing stuff tonight

Oh hopefully I won’t see his crack
And that chair won’t break
I hear a knock
Oh, can it be
Smitty is fixing stuff for me

Hey Smitty
Hey Smitty (Smitty)
Called your company tonight, yeah
Hey Smitty
Hey Smitty (Smitty)
Foot’s stuck under dishwasher door or broke the dryer light

(Fridge broke, Fridge broke)
It's Fixin’ Time
Hey Smitty

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Rob Arndt - January 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Your ratings don't need fixin'- 555!
Jonathan - January 27, 2017 - Report this comment
no need to "fix" this parody! 5s
Rob Arndt - January 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Btw Larry, after my dad died the guy across the street, Mr. Smith, used to show up at our house everytime an appliance needed fixed or my mom wanted to save money on car repair. The neighbors all called him "Smitty"... thought he was hot sh-t because he owned Goldwings. He was just trying to cheat on his wife all the time.
Larry Hensley - January 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks Rob (that's a fascinating coincidence), Jonathan (good play on words, both)

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