That night was cold and you were gone, like always
I did some research
And I found some white powder, oh sure I did (what was it?)
It wasn�t for washing, because I tasted it, don�t ask me why (we won�t)
It turned out to be cocaine that you�ve been buying (cocaine?)

It�s not hasis, but it�s cocaine
I�m gonna take it anyway
Why did you leave it there?
In the fridge near my milkshake
It�s not hasis, but it�s cocaine
Well I tasted it and took it yeah
Saw pink elephants flying here
And got very intimate with Richard Gere

When you came home, you found me by our bed, yes you did
You did nothing, you just went right to sleep (what a bastard!)
In the morning as I woke up you were making out with our maid (no way!)
Now why�d you do that, she�s over 60!? (a fossil!)

We�ve been through this so many times
And nothing you do is right, right, right
Guess the gardener wasn�t good enough for you
No wonder he just subpoenad us (gonna lose my mind now)
My mother was right all along
Butchers can only mean harm
Why can�t you act like a normal human being? Huh?
It�s time I run away with your bro
Now how about that?

It�s not hasis, but it�s cocaine
Getting addicted�s all I care
The powder�s all I got
And it will never leave me cold
It�s not hasis, but it�s cocaine
The best thing my man ever gave
This affair will last for long
That�s the only thing I really want

It�s not hasis, but it�s cocaine
No cop�s ever gonna catch me, hey
I�m getting higher day by day
Life�s getting better, that�s my way
It�s not hasis, but it�s cocaine
I know a guy who�s at DEA
He can supply me with this stuff
I�m sure it�ll be OK with Richard