Song Parodies -> "New York Nothings"

Original Song Title:

"I Have Nothing"

Original Performer:

"New York Nothings"

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The Lyrics

To quote Michael Pacholek: "It's fun to laugh at the M-E-T-S!"

New York is always a Yankees town
And I'll never trade their pinstripes for the Mets
I still dread sitting in airplane noise
No wonder the Mets cannot win much at all

I will always love the Yanks, it shouldn't matter
I don't wanna have to go to Flushing, Queens
Everybody beats the Mets, we know this for sure
At least pilots don't land planes in the Bronx

And one good team's better than none
I don't like the Mets anyway
I enjoy laughing at them
That's why the Yanks own New York
I am ashamed of Queens
New York Nothings, Nothings, Nothings
Cause I hate the Mets
Oh yes, oh yeah, yes...

A-Rod and Jeter made the right choice
They'd rather win rings with the New York Yankees
Mmm, there may have been times that the Mets owned New York
They were better than the Yanks, but those days are gone now

I will always love the Yanks, it shouldn't matter
I don't wanna have to go to Flushing, Queens
Everybody beats the Mets, we know this for sure
At least pilots don't land planes in the Bronx
Shea International Airport...

And one good team's better than none
I don't like the Mets anyway
I enjoy laughing at them
That's why the Yanks own New York
I am ashamed of Queens
New York Nothings, Nothings, Nothings...

Cause one team's better than none
I don't like the Mets anyway
I enjoy laughing at them
That's why the Yanks own New York
I am ashamed of Queens, I'm so ashamed of Queens
Don't you ever root for the Mets
New York Nothings, Nothings, Nothings
Cause I hate the Mets
Ooh, yes I hate the Mets, oh...

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Michael Pacholek - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment

I never get up my dander just because of a little pander. And making fun of the Mets is always gonna be grander.

sean - May 31, 2008 - Report this comment

I agree I hate the mets I love the Yankees i hate jose hes over rated all he can do is dance and in october when the yankees r in the world seris and the mets are golfing

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