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Song Parodies -> "I So Wanna Club You"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Always Love You"

Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I So Wanna Club You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Marriage is hard (from what I hear). It's crazy how you can be so irritated by your spouse, but still love them more than anyone can imagine.
Verse 1: If you would clean
I would surely be much less mean
Cuz you’re gross
But I know
That you won’t move away from the big screen

Chorus: And I just wanna club you
I will firmly slug you

Verse 2: You…
My darling you, mmm
Gutters leak, floor boards creek
That’s all you said you’d fix for me
So just go, out to Lowe’s
We both know I’ll make all of
Those tweaks

Chorus: And I so wanna club you!
I will swiftly plug you!

[Angry Wife Sax Solo]

Verse 3: I hope porn sates your mind
Cuz you know you won’t ever get some
Plus I cancelled Starz!
And Cinemax
What’s good about this?
It’s not a club

Chorus: Cuz I so wanna club you!
I still kind of love you!
But I still wanna club you
But I will always love you!
I will always love you!
But I still wanna club you…

Outro: You…
Darling, I’ll never…
Oh I’ll never…
I’ll never club you…
August 20, 2012. Please rate and COMMENT! :)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Meriadoc - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Good to see that someone was gonna get plugged after getting clubbed. True love does overcome all... ;)
Porfle Popnecker - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Wonderful reminder of why I'll never get married. Well, one reason anyway.
Agrimorfee - August 22, 2012 - Report this comment
Sounds like a tune she and Bobby could have dueted on.
Matthias - August 30, 2012 - Report this comment
So happy that I'm single! Never had to worry about my crazy wife wanting to club me in the back of the head.
Rex - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
Now, if it's a club sandwich, she can club me anytime. At least she's not threatening to slice off any dangly bits.
bobpiecheese - September 06, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) We hates the precious, we hates it, no, we loves it, we loves it! Great parody of Whitney's iconic tune, 555!
Below Average Dave - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
TCOP, thanks a lot now I want to watch LOR again, which is a multi-day event. . .parody was decent Blayde, a tad simple, but effective.

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