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Song Parodies -> "I Will Always Love Me"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Always Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Whitney Houston

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Always Love Me"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I know..Dolly Parton did it first, and wrote it, too...but this is Whitney's version from the movie with her and Kevin Costner, "The Bodyguard" from 1992...and I added a recitation, just because I wanted to..
Right here I'll stay
I shall not let me get away
If I went, discontent..
I'd miss old me every step of the way..

And I-I-I will always love me,
I will always love me..
Me, my own dear me..mmmm

I bring sweet memories
Couldn't bear to take them from me
No goodbye..I would cry
We both know it's me that we, we need

And I-I-I will always love me,
I will always love me..

(Instrumental so low)

(Recitation)
We've been close for many years,
Myself and me..
And let's be honest - we all love ourselves
God says we're supposed to..
Just not too much, I guess,
But who sets the standard?
Anyway, I know I couldn't get
Along without me..could you?
Get along without you, I mean..
So let's all love ourselves,
And each other..

Cuz I will always love me,
I will always love me-ee-ee..
I will always love me,
I will always love me,
I will always love me
I, I will always love me

Me, baby, I love me.
Ooh, I'll always, I'll always love me..

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Patrick - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
As a musical advocate of cloning, I can appreciate your sentiments. "Love thy neighbor as thyself". And if your neighbor doesn't want your love. Well, there's always yourself. Without you, you can do nothing at all.
Timmy1000 - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice reversal on this awful OS. This reminds me of an old Seinfeld episode where Jerry gets engaged to someone just like him and realizes he was in love with himself.
blackjack21 - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
The only thing you should love more than yourself is your parody, give yourself some fives.
AFW - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
My thanks to Patrick...good surmising..and thanks Timmy...I recall some of that episode..and thanks, Blackjack..
LilDollyCakes - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
I agree, Sir L'Air de Farce, ~ The Mighty Duke 0Edge`, ~Lord SatyrMayor~ Dolly's version (her write) is more emotional than WH's. I like her ~ JOLENE ~ & her ~ Nine-to-Five ~ Dolly's writings are under appreciated !
Christie Marie M - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, AFW! It's always important to love yourself! I echo all comments above. Give yourself some 5's and a pat on the back!
T and T (T'nT?) - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
May I whip this parody out next time someone accuses me of being egotistical (happens surprisingly often!) :) Excellent concept, excellent write -- two peas in a shell, are we in thought here. Top Fives.
TJC - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow... narci-solipsistic spoofin'... an entirely new genre! 5 points each for yer id, ego and superego!
Fiddlegirl - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
We could all use more yous... and mes...and ewes... ;)
AFW - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you Little Dolly Cakes...I've always been a big fan of Dolly's..and sometimes she needs cooling, or maybe we, (meaning me and Sniffy) do..whist viewing her magnificent talent, (each of them)..just kidding...Way back when, Dolly used to do a tv comm'l for Breeze detergent...they gave some kind of promotional gift, at that time...and I'll never forget her final line, "An' ya' kin only git 'em in boxes a' Breeze.." Now we know where she got 'em.. ( :.. And thanks, Christie..and Double T, and TJC, and Fiddlegirl...
Guy - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - Lovely - simply lovely.
Fan0Dolly - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Lord L'Air de Farce, you being a fan of Dolly, you might check out ~Nine to Five~. . . . It's her best . Sir !
AFW - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy..and FanODolly..if you mean the song or the movie..I have, on both counts..
Fiddlegirl, Ewe're Tewe Kind - August 13, 2009 - Report this comment
... but surely you don't mean that? Thought everyone was sick of the genre. ... oh, yeah, that's right, wave a drink at the reformed alkie, a ciggie under the nose of the quitter, a snort at those leaving the Betty Ford center... Who knew FG was G** D*** The Pusher Man?
Wooly Bully - August 14, 2009 - Report this comment
@ TT... I prefer to think of myself as a diversified entrepreneur.

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