You Can Torture Me,
With Laverne And Shirley,
You Can Air Some Pokemon,
Or You Can Air A Block,
Of Care Bears Or Static Shock,
Or Reruns Of Digimon,
Or Air Some Dragon Tales,
On Channel 5 In New York Sales,
I Can Watch Clue Club While Eating Ding Dongs,
But TV Stations Please,
I'm Begging On My Knees,
I Can't Take No More Of Kidsongs,
Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Sucky Show,
The Most Annoying Show I Know,
And If You Air That Show
That Sucky Sucky Show,
I'll Just Spend The Winter In Idaho, Ooh

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You Can Clear A Room,
By Airing The Pokemon Cartoon,
You Can Air Barney Miller Until Dawn,
Or I Could Even See,
Reruns Of My Little Pony,
Don't Mind A Pokemon Marathon,
Or Some Sylvanian Families,
Turned Down Low And My Radio Up To 17,
Or Baseball With A Scoreboard,
Or Tie Me To A Chair,
And Air Some Ads For Bikini Bare,
But Please Don't Air That Stupid Show No More,
Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Sucky Show,
You Know I Hate That Show A Bunch,,
And If You Air That Show
That Sucky Sucky Show,
it Will Make Me Want To Lose My Lunch,

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Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Sucky Show,
You Know It Drives Me Insane,
Don't Air That Show
That Sucky Sucky Show,
I'd Rather Watch Pokemon Up In Maine,
Don't Air That Show,
That Sucky Sucky Show,
The Most Annoying Show I Know,
And If You Air That Show
That Sucky Sucky Show,
I'll Just Spend The Winter In Idaho. Ooh, Woo