My Dog Skip was an awesome movie
I don't mean no disresepect
I hate a thousand pumpkin pies
And took a bath up to my neck
I hate my cousin's book and pooped it out the next day
I fell down some stairs and danced a hula on the way

Evil penguins won the game, without even a try
I'll force Alex to do my laundry and give him great pain
I'll try not to break your heart, but I can only try
Every day I take a giant poo, and give it a piggy back ride
Yeah, two hour piggy back ride
Giddie up, me!

I'm a ninja, no I'm not, but I can eat many pies
Oh yeah
All right
I robbed a DMV and killed a manatee
Oh yeah that was something to see, I'll tell ya

The other day I sold a hobo my old clothes
Dirty socks, old shirts, and some crumpled robes
I can eat all the meatballs under your bed
Throw a dart and hit Jimmy Vanderspleen in the head

Barney Simpson taught himself math while in the nude
Patty Smith got sent to her room for acting very rude
I'll dig a hole with a shovel if you ask me to
But for now, I must go because I really have to poo

Oh, yes, yes
Talking about NPR