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Song Parodies -> "My Toes Hurt"

Original Song Title:

"The Weird Al Show Theme"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"My Toes Hurt"

Parody Written by:

Harold Fuccerman

The Lyrics

Based on a true story...
Oh, this is a little story 'bout me
In the middle of the night I got up to pee
But my sister was already in the bathroom
So I tried to kick the door down
With my foot, so I kicked really hard
And hurt my toes, and started to scream
And the toes they started to bleed
And I still continued to scream
And this is the beginning of my story!

Well the very next day I was in the hospital with my foot inside of a cast (in a cast)
But my nurse bit my ear and so that didn't last
Then I moved out and went to a Shakey's down to street
Ordered a cheese pizza, covered in meat

Then the next day I was home playing with my dog
And my sister walked in the room dressed like a frog
She said she was sorry and I forgave her
Then she gave me frankincense and murr
So I went back to loving her
Then we made up and what can I say?
We still love each other to this day!

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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SamuraiMaster - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
LICKA - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment
Crazy good!
JL - November 14, 2010 - Report this comment
So flippin' good!

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