Say, do you remember that loser Larry Laffer
Well, he always was a pitiful sight
Like the time he went to Wages and lost of all his money
And rode a smelly cab all night
Or the time that he was dumped after his wedding night
What Fawn did to him really was just not right
What a big loser Larry was, always getting turned down

Boy, what a loser
What a dorky dorky guy
I'll always love Leisure Suit Larry
I'll always love that guy

Say, do you remember when the KGB chased him
'Cause he had some government info
And hey, how 'bout the day he landed on that desert island
Right near the end of Larry two
All the money he paid, all the sorry's he got
All the nookie he missed from some girl who was hot
But he though it wasn't him, it was probably them

Boy, what a loser
What a dorky dorky guy
I'll always love Leisure Suit Larry
I'll always love that guy

You know he wore his leisure suit
Every single place he'd always go
Remember when he went to that health spa?
Well, that proves that he'll go pretty low!

Say, do you remember when he went on that cruise ship
To win a week on Captain Thygh
Well he cheated at all the games and he managed to win it
Well' I guess he can be a lucky guy
Well during that week his luck ran out again
Cause some aliens abducted him right then
You would have to agree with me they are some pretty good games

Oh boy, what a loser
What a dorky dorky guy
I'll always love Leisure Suit Larry
I'll always love that guy
Oh Boy, what a loser
What a dorky dorky guy
I'll always love Leisure Suit Larry
I'll always love that guy
I'll always love that guy
Oh, Leisure Suit Larry.