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Song Parodies -> "G.I. Joe"

Original Song Title:

"Jurassic Park"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"G.I. Joe"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Over (something something) whenever there's troubleG.I. Joe is there! G.I. Joe! The Real American Hero! G.I. Joe is there!
I recall the time we fought against Cobra Commander
And before long, he was cloning DNA
Now we're being shot at by this weird guy named Serpentor
Well, I guess that we should go and save the day

The Cobra sparks are flying through the dark
All their vehicles are running wild
Someone let the Dreadnoks out again
I admit it's kinda fright'ning
Storm-shadow strikes like lightning
But Snake-Eyes isn't gonna let him win!
Yo Joe!!!!

I guess I can't get no satisfaction
There's bullets raining down, and that makes me kinda mad
Of course, there is that hottie Lady Jay
And that other cutie, Scarlet, so I guess it's not all bad

The Cobra sparks are flying through the dark
All their vehicles are shooting wild
Someone tried to fight the Crimson Twins
Their names are Tomax and Xamot
Does you see those guns they got?
And Zartan's changed the color of his skin!
Yo Joe!!!!

(Fast music interlude)

The Cobras started running through the dark
Retreat's been called, they're running wild
What a smashing victory this has been
Well, we might not be the A-Team
But we all make sure that they scream
'Cause we'll always fight so Cobra never wins!
Yo Joe!!!!!! YO JOE!!!!!!!

A parody of a parody...funny concept, huh?

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   2

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Rice Cube - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
You get the Parody-Squared Award of the day, man. Yo JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE!!! :-D
wdh - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
All 5s, terribly hiliarious! Oh, and I have about 6/7 parodies off Weird Al songs, but those all suck. I did them like 2 years ago. My newer songs are much better.
Wild Man - July 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Syncs didn't everyone have GI Joe toys. You brought back some great memories. Good job!
jess04 - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
not bad not bad .

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