once there was this network who
aired some pretty darn good shows
through the 80's and 90's
but when the late 90's came
they went
all of the way down the pooper (flush!)
and we don't understand it
you know this just ain't fair


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once there was this show that
was about a cat and dog
but they were on one body
and when Nick went and aired it
we saw that is was nothing but garbage
and we can't quite explain it
you know this just ain't fair


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but both Cat and Dog were glad
'cause one show's even worse than that


and then there was this guy who
had a dumb idea one night
and he made "Mr. Meaty"
and when nick finally aired it
we hurled
and shook all over the dang floor!
and we all hate that darn show
ya know this just ain't fair


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Ahh Ahh (Ren) Ahh Ahh (Stimpy) Ahh Ahh (All) Ahh Ahh (That)