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Song Parodies -> "Amity Park"

Original Song Title:

"Jurassic Park"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Amity Park"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

a parody of Weird Al Yankovic's "Jurassic Park" which is in turn a parody of "MacArthur Park" sung by Danny Fenton/Phantom
I recall the time they found that thermos so full of ghosts
and before long they were letting fright night loose
now I'm being chased by that teen idol the rockstar
and beleve me this has been one lousy day

Amity Park is frightening in the dark
all the evil ghosts are running wild
no one wants to be klemper's friend
I admit it's kinda eerie
but this proves my chaos theory
and I don't think I'll be coming back again
oh no

I cannot get away from this monster
he calls me a welp and it always makes me kinda mad
the box ghost stole a box from our lawyer
well i guess that proves they really aren't all bad

Amity Park is frightening in the dark
all the evil ghosts are running wild
someone let skulker out of the ghost zone
I'm afraid that he might harm me
'cause he's got a big ghost army
and he knows that I'm his enemy and not friend
oh no

(instrumental break with skulker yelling "I am the ghost zone's greatest hunter" and danny screaming)

Amity Park is frightening in the dark
all the evil ghost are running wild
what a crummy weekend this has been
well it's sure been no E - ticket
i'll tell skulker where to stick it
cause i'm never coming back this way again
oh no OH NO!!!
P.S. I only said this was instead of "JURASSIC Park" because i don't know who sang "MacArthur Park" but i've heard it on the radio

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Spoof-Man - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
It's really refreshing to now that sombaody knows a Al parody ans still parodies it knows there paroding a parodie!!! Good job Jonathan !!!! Evermore-555
In the Eyes of the Professor - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
But what happens if someone writes a parody of this parody? Will the universe collapse?
Spoof-Man - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
This is a parodie of a parodie and the world has not been in colped in fames!!! So I don't think It'll cuase a problrm!!
Jonathan - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
QUOTE/: But what happens if someone writes a parody of this parody? Will the universe collapse? UNQUOTE\: OH NOW I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!! "runs in fear" Just kidding and thankies Spoof-Man if you know Queen and are familiar with they're songs keep checking they're page 'cause i am working on an "Another One Bites The Dust"
Spoof-Man - August 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes I know the band Qween...
Allissa - August 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Like oh my Gawd, Song+Parody+Parody's Parody+Danny phantom= Really funny parody parody. =D
Jonathan - August 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Ok cool thank you I have more "DP" based parodies on the way
Jonathan - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
still awaiting more comments
Red Ant - August 22, 2006 - Report this comment
If you want more comments, a good way is to start leaving some yourself on others' parodies. To answer your bottom comment question, the song was originally recorded by Richard Harris
Jonathan - August 28, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks Red Ant I just didn't know who the original was (though I hear it ALL the time on a radio station) anyways I wasn't serious about wanting more comments I was joking sota like this Me: knock knock Some Random Guy: ho's There? Me: Boo Random Guy: Boo who? Me: don't cry it's only me (crickets chirping) nobody get's me...
Spoof-Man - October 23, 2006 - Report this comment

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