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Song Parodies -> "The Alternative Parodies"
Original Song Title:
"The Alternative Polka"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"The Alternative Parodies"
Parody Written by:
Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
The Lyrics
It's not paradise
I'm a Hoosier baby so why don't you kill me?
It's not paradise
I'm a Hoosier baby so why don't you kill me?
Hey!
I sing,I sing,I sing
And all I hear is a massive boo
One guy hit me with a Mountain Dew
I'm gonna fall down and cry now too
Cry now too
They think i'm worse than William Hung
They compare me with William Hung
They hate the notes that I just sung
My voice,my voice,my voice,my voice
Let me sing,me sing,me sing,me sing
Let me sing,me sing,me sing
All I wanna do...is get Saddam
His oil we're stealing,soon as my war is won
All I wanna do...is get Saddam
His oil we're stealing,soon as my war is won
All I wanna do...is get Saddam
And when Saddam gives up,it'll prove oil wars aren't really hard
Help me,I'm doomed if I'm locked inside
Help me,I have nowhere to go
Help me,your house won't make me visible
Help me get away from patrols
I want to not be caught a criminal
I want to find somewhere I can hide
I want to not be caught a criminal
Otherwise my plans are flawed
You can help me hide from the cops
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You were banged,banged,banged,banged,and banged
And maimed,maimed,maimed
You were banged,banged,banged,banged,and banged
You are so [boing],but let it go
Little men with anten-nas said "bend",I said "when?",they said "now"..holy cow!
My sphincter was open wideno!
Were Vulcans ever this darn mean?
Metal tube without lube..I'm a rube,and I almost cried
As it slipped inside
I said "CanI remind you
Of the other orifices free?
When you scanmy behind, do
You amuse yourselves?" Man,I'm sick of these
U-hoo,U-hoo,U-hoo F-in' Os!!
Despite my road rage,I will end up in the big steel cage
Despite my road rage,I will end up in the big steel cage
Pedestrians say he is lost,and we'll never be safe
Despite my road rage,I will end up in the big steel cage
I hate all of you
You're criminals
Exes and big old dudes
You're out to ruin my health
I hardly know anything
I hardly know anything
I hardly know anything
I hardly know anything
Spam ain't fun
Whoa,it's dumb
And makes me waste my day
Spam ain't fun
Whoa,it's dumb
Whoa,it's dumb
Spam ain't fun,spam ain't fun
Whoa,it's dumb
Spam ain't fun,spam ain't fun
Whoa,it's dumb
Spam ain't fun,spam ain't fun
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine?
About the people living across the street
They are one of those
Annoying stupid fools
They're always makin' noise
No doubt about it
Sometimes they stay up until dawn
They never seem to mow their lawn
The junk keeps adding up
Their dog just won't shut up
Am I just paranoid
In my own home?
In my own ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-ome?
Hey!
I'm a Hoosier baby so why don't you kill me?
It's not paradise
I'm a Hoosier baby so why don't you kill me?
Hey!
I sing,I sing,I sing
And all I hear is a massive boo
One guy hit me with a Mountain Dew
I'm gonna fall down and cry now too
Cry now too
They think i'm worse than William Hung
They compare me with William Hung
They hate the notes that I just sung
My voice,my voice,my voice,my voice
Let me sing,me sing,me sing,me sing
Let me sing,me sing,me sing
All I wanna do...is get Saddam
His oil we're stealing,soon as my war is won
All I wanna do...is get Saddam
His oil we're stealing,soon as my war is won
All I wanna do...is get Saddam
And when Saddam gives up,it'll prove oil wars aren't really hard
Help me,I'm doomed if I'm locked inside
Help me,I have nowhere to go
Help me,your house won't make me visible
Help me get away from patrols
I want to not be caught a criminal
I want to find somewhere I can hide
I want to not be caught a criminal
Otherwise my plans are flawed
You can help me hide from the cops
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You were banged,banged,banged,banged,and banged
And maimed,maimed,maimed
You were banged,banged,banged,banged,and banged
You are so [boing],but let it go
Little men with anten-nas said "bend",I said "when?",they said "now"..holy cow!
My sphincter was open wideno!
Were Vulcans ever this darn mean?
Metal tube without lube..I'm a rube,and I almost cried
As it slipped inside
I said "CanI remind you
Of the other orifices free?
When you scanmy behind, do
You amuse yourselves?" Man,I'm sick of these
U-hoo,U-hoo,U-hoo F-in' Os!!
Despite my road rage,I will end up in the big steel cage
Despite my road rage,I will end up in the big steel cage
Pedestrians say he is lost,and we'll never be safe
Despite my road rage,I will end up in the big steel cage
I hate all of you
You're criminals
Exes and big old dudes
You're out to ruin my health
I hardly know anything
I hardly know anything
I hardly know anything
I hardly know anything
Spam ain't fun
Whoa,it's dumb
And makes me waste my day
Spam ain't fun
Whoa,it's dumb
Whoa,it's dumb
Spam ain't fun,spam ain't fun
Whoa,it's dumb
Spam ain't fun,spam ain't fun
Whoa,it's dumb
Spam ain't fun,spam ain't fun
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine?
About the people living across the street
They are one of those
Annoying stupid fools
They're always makin' noise
No doubt about it
Sometimes they stay up until dawn
They never seem to mow their lawn
The junk keeps adding up
Their dog just won't shut up
Am I just paranoid
In my own home?
In my own ho-oh-oh-oh-oh-ome?
Hey!
Medley of "Hoosier" by Western River,"I Can't Sing" by Mikey Boy,"All I Wanna Do Is Get Saddam" by William Tong,"Cops" by Joel Martinez,"Banged and Maimed" by S.T.G.,"U F-in O's." by Kristof Robertson,"Road Rage" by S.T.G.,"My Fiends" by S.T.G.,"Stupid President" by Nicky,"Spam Ain't Fun" by Chris Bodily TM,and "Annoying Neighbors" by lebeiW15.
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um, yeah. It's sweet that you gave these folks a tribute in this matter, but it's disappointingly not an original work by you. At first I thought "this was the best stuff TSB has EVER written!" but then I saw the acknowledgement at the bottom. C'est sera sera...let's call this the Parody Cover of The Month or something.
*Sniff* thanks for including my parody TSB, YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, P.S., was this in return favor for me including your name in my parody for Team America, cause if it is, THANKS!
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