We're hideous dudes,we have bad attitudes
Our lives are now full of wrongs
Wearing shades in the night,looking for people to fight
And our karma will make us strong
We got a tribulation toward our parents
We'll never ever get a grip
We have "serial killing" girlfriends
That'll kill our dads,don't you give them no lip

'Cause we're tall...dark and deadly
That's what we are
We're so tall...tall,dark,and deadly

We love to disguise just like tv spies
And do quick getaways
Our lives got rough,and we spelled genre
J-O-N-R-A
Acting like bums,changing the rules a little
We just lived only for fun
And act real like Malcolm In The Middle
Using stunguns to make pregnant woman stunned

'Cause we're tall,dark,and deadly
You better believe it
We're tall...tall,dark,and deadly
I'll tell you again
We're so tall...we're so tall,dark,and deadly
We're comin' to your town
Yeah,we're tall...tall,dark,and deadly

We're weird,hopeless men,we're on a rampage again
We make the kids lose their lunch
Danger's in our soul,we're goin' out of control
And we have some cactus to munch
We're there wherever we should battle
The rebels that had a clue
We drink sodas right from the bottles
To start something crude and extremely new

'Cause we're tall...dark,and deadly
That's what we are
We're so tall...tall,dark,and deadly
You can't stop us
We're tall...we're so tall,dark,and deadly
Tall,dark,and deadly
We're tall...we're tall,dark,and deadly
So deadly
Tall,dark,and deadly