A long long time ago
in a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

Oh my my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
But he can use the Force they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I know who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said, "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"

He was singin'... My my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

Several years after Darth Maul was dead
Now the boy grew up,going ahead
The clones start a new attack
The boy was young Vader
Since now he wields a lightsaber
Even though Darth Maul wasn't coming back
Now the clone wars are like burly brawls
From The Matrix Reloaded,not bad at all
Now he's jedi-trained
So he will never be the same
When former Jedi Count Dooku
Is bringing in his bad attitude
Senator Amidala,you're through
But you just loved this boy

I started singing my,my this here Anakin guy
Maybe Vader someday later,now he's just a good guy
And the Jedi Knights unleash their fury tonight
He said,"I am just a good Jedi"
I am just a good Jedi

This is the end of the clone wars
Now he will join the dark side of the Force
So he will start his new life again
Now the Sith had just sought revenge
Amidala's death now avenged
By a great Jedi master's friend
And Yoda said "Seek revenge you must."
A good Jedi master,always trust."
No good Jedi gone bad
But now there is,my lad
I can still remember one of these days
How to be a Jedi in different ways
And Yoda's never a big disgrace
For that grown Jedi boy

Now I'm singin' bye bye mister Anakin guy
Being Vader,such a hater,he is no longer nice
But later on,Luke gets older all right
Saying "This will be a new Jedi"
This will be a new Jedi

After the battle of Naboo
And the duel with Count Dooku
Now I have something to say
After several epic wars
The Jedi always settle the score
Every Jedi's getting better anyway
And later then there's a brand new hope
Luke's easy come and easy go
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi knight I admire most
Darth Maul is still already toast
And I'm still here and he's a ghost
I knew this grown-up boy

And I was singin'
Bye bye mister Anakin guy
Darth Vader,a dictator who was evil all right
No Jedi Knight is getting angry tonight
Maybe this boy never tried to die
This boy never tried to die

We were singin'
Bye bye mister Anakin guy
Darth Vader,a dictator who was evil all right
No Jedi Knight is getting angry tonight
Maybe this boy never tried to die