When I said that i was certain,
When I said i was going to buy
When I swore that I had comfirmed
And that it was no lie
When I told you that i was checking out
With those trusty words I spoke
I was only bidding
And that what aint the joke

When I said that I was on ebay that night
Clicking the button which said buy now
When I said it was nearly ours
And the words you said were wow
When I said you could always trust me
And I'd never leave the paying flat
I was only bidding baby
I can't believe you fell for that

(I was only bidding) I was only bidding
(I was only bidding) You understand don't ya
I was only bidding
Now i'm sorry if you misunderstood but the fact remains
(I was only bidding) I was only bidding
(I was only bidding) Come on get a clue
I was only bidding
Well I guess I got ya pretty good

When I said that i'd bought it darlin
Of very trust amazon
When I said that needed badly
The package itself weighed a tone
When I said it didn't cost very cheap
And we'd get the thing straight away
I was only bidding baby
Thats the only thing I do on ebay

(I was only bidding) I was only bidding
(I was only bidding) You understand don't ya
I was only bidding
Now i'm sorry if you misunderstood but the fact remains
(I was only bidding) I was only bidding
(I was only bidding) Come on get a clue
I was only bidding
I really bought it. NOT

When I said it will come next, when I said it will settle down
I was bidding for it then honey
I was just fooling around you see
I was trying to win it darlin, i really tried to get it for you
But some-one out bid me baby, I guess we'll never get it anywho, let's talk this over

(I was only bidding) I was only bidding
(I was only bidding) You understand don't ya
I was only bidding
Now i'm sorry if you misunderstood but the fact remains
(I was only bidding) I was only bidding
(I was only bidding) Come on get a clue
I was only bidding
Well I guess I got ya pretty good