["SSB" by Spice Girls]
Yo, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want
(So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want)
I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha
I wanna really, really, really, wanna SSBM disc!
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta play like my friends
When they come to my house, gaming never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to play
Learning's not too easy, but that's the price you pay!
Kay?

["Smash Bros Playa" by Harvey Danger]
Wow!
That move's sick, you pulled it well
And I'm impressed, it's hard as hell.
That move's sick, you pulled it well
I'm jealous now, you play so well.

["Smash Bros. Supastar (That Is What You Are)" by Pras Michel w/ Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mya]
Smash Bros super star, that is what you are,
jumping from afar, you get all the stars.
Running into me, then you do a smash
As I fly, I'll say "oh brother," uh huh
Fly one corner to the other, uh huh

["Everybody (Smash Bros' Crack)" by Backstreet Boys]
Everybody (yeah)
Bash somebody (yeah)
Everybody
Bash somebody's sprite
Smash Bros' crack, all right!
All right!

["A Very Incomplete Item-List" by Smash Mouth]
So don't delay, dash now, supplies are falling down
You know, if you're still alive, a heart will surely revive
And shrooms make you grow, it's really quite bizarro
But if you get a gun, you might as well just already have won
Might as well just already have won!

["Use Your Block! / Drink Some Booze!" by Beastie Boys]
You shouldn't get hit if you parry, if you parry you shouldn't get hit
You shouldn't get hit if you parry, if you parry you shouldn't get hit
You shouldn't get hit if you parry, drink some sherry then drink some more... pop!

["The Song Whose Chorus Already Sounds Like Smash Bros. Is Being Played" by Chumbawamba]
I get knocked down, but I get up again,
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You're never gonna keep me down

["Flying Characters" by Madonna]
Yoshi's cheap cause he's got flight
Jiggly's cheap cause he's got flight
Kirby's nerfed, but still has fli-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ight

["Barrel Throwing" by Matchbox 20]
I wanna throw barrels 'round, for the kill, for the kill
I wanna throw barrels down, for the kill, for the kill
This stupid level is slanted
This stupid level is slanted
They rolled off the hill

["Almost-Dead Life" by Third Eye Blind]
I need refilled health
To get me through this almost-dead kinda life, oh crap oh crap
I need refilled health
It's not listening, I keep getting *bombs* [explosions]

Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Doot doot doot, doot do doot do
Do do do, do do boom

["Smashy Moves" by Marilyn Manson]
There's lots of smashy, smashy moves
That throw opponents high
But all the smashy, smashy moves
Will leave you stunned, and smashed in kind
We're all stars, now, from that back-throw
We're all stars, now, from that back-throw

["Move, Zap" by Hanson]
Move, zap, z tap and oh, crap
It's a trap and
Move, slap, charge-zap, oh poo
Yeah-ee yeah
recap: z tap and oh, crap
It's a trap and
Move, slap, charge-zap, oh poo

["That One Guy Who Just Won't Leave When He Loses" by Marcy Playground]
Buddy, you lost fair and square
Quit the game and leave my chair!
Stop that shooting envious stares in my direction
Buddy, you're acting like a jerk
Yeah, yeah buddy, you're acting like a jerk
Cram it, yeah buddy, you're acting like...

["Pizza Time" by Semisonic]
Pizza time!
Make the call to order some
And might as well also get beer
Pizza time
You don't have to go out
They deliver here
We'll eat, then we're gonna play some more
We'll eat, then we're gonna play some more
We'll eat, then we're gonna play some more
Play some more...

["'Yum, Pizza' Polka" by Al Yankovic]
After pizza time!
Yeah, it's pizza time
(We're adding some cheese and thyme)
(And maybe, twist of lime)
(Woot!)