Here in this city called Philadelphia
These seven weird boys don't have amnesia
Bucky's not like Alvin,some chipmunk I hate
Bill doesn't get angry,he wasn't irate
Even Mushmouth is like some muppet named Beaker
Weird Harold was as tall as Big Bird
Donald's keeping his identity a secret
Even Rudy was here,he's not even a threat

Even Fat Albert was crazy
Even though Doris was in love
Fat Albert's not really annoying
Are you really man enough?

Behind Fat Albert was Kenan Thompson
A former guy from Nickelodeon
He works for SNL,and he was an actor
That played that stupid Fat Albert
Although Doris was pretty,I begin to worry
About that maniac named Jason Voorhees
Better party real hard,and get your groove on
Fat Albert's here to stay,that cannot be wrong

Even Fat Albert was crazy
Even though Doris really love you
Now you won't believe your own eyes
That Fat Albert was coming through

It was really nice to say "hey hey hey"
It was very pathetic and predictable anyway

Cosby Kids on the loose and they're staying strong
Cosby Kids are ready to roll,although they don't do something wrong
And the Cosby Kids are matching wits and everyone's trying to know,Fat Albert,hey!
Hey hey hey hey hey hey
He was very nice anyway

Yes,my Doris,Fat Albert was here
He won't join the S.W.A.T. team and he can't interfere
Yes,little friend now,he was rolling on the floor
Rolling on the floor laughing,now I'm getting bored
Well now,Old Weird Harold and Dumb Donald ain't nervous
Fat Albert will work for the postal service
Even Doris was very cute everyday
And her sister's not living here,hey hey hey

You know the rest,even Fat Albert was crazy
Even though Bill Cosby ain't kind
Coming back in this big adventure
Not much like a one-track mind

Hey,even Fat Albert was crazy
Even though Doris was in love
Fat Albert's not really annoying
Are you really man enough?
Hey,are you really man enough?
Ask ya,are you really man enough?