Down in Jellystone, Yogi Bear was having fun
Stealing Pic-A-Nic baskets because he's number one
Then Scooby-Doo came, nearly scared him half to death
Had a rifle in his paws with Scooby Whiskey on his breath
From his collar to his feet he was covered with ammo
Wearing a jacket in the color Camo
And he smiled as he howled with a twinkle in his eye,
"Rooby Rooby Roo! Rogi Rear's ronna rie!"

The night Scooby went vicious
The night the Great Dane went insane
Realized he's not scared of no monsters
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, Jellystone's gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Ranger Smith's vomit
And he mauled up the Flintstones and he held Boo-Boo hostage
And he ground up poor Dino into dinosausage
He got Betty and Barney with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Shaggy just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he burned the Banana Splits
And he took a big bite and said, "Rey raste rust rike ricken!"

The night Scooby went vicious
The night that dog just went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the Bedrock
Without steppin' in Hopparoo's guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Mystery, Inc.
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Scooby, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a funny guy

Yes, Barbera, now Scooby's doing time
In a Animal pound for his infamous crime
Hey little friend now, don't you cry no more tears
He will solve no more mystery for the rest of his years
But now Scrappy's in therapy and Quickdraw's still nervous
And now they have Scooby working for the community service
And Huckleberry Hound, he's on the phone every night
With the lawyer negotiating the cartoon rights
They're talkin' bout, the night Scooby went vicious
The night the Great Dane snapped and flipped
Broke his back for Scooby Snax
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Whoa oh, the night Scooby went vicious
The night the Great Dane went insane
Realized he's not scared no monsters
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Whoa oh, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped in his brain