I recall the time Collin got stuck in that lab.
And before long, some goo changed his dna.
Now I'm being chased by some weird latex-monsters.
Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day

That lab from Changed is a nightmare in the dark.
All the transfurred beasts are running wild.
Dr K let them all out of their rooms.
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this just proves my theory.
And I won't ever play that game again.
On, no


I cannot approve of this game.
'Cause getting forcibly mutated makes me kind of mad.
A latex-puppy-freak just slimed my shoes.
Well, I suppose that proves
They're all just so damn bad.


Dr K's lab is a nightmare in the dark.
All the transfurred beasts are running wild.
Someone let the black ones out of their pen.
I'm definitely afraid of Puro.
Cause I don't think he's a hero.
Yet everyone loves him for some sick reason.
And I think that i'm his victim, not his friend
Oh, no


Dr K's lab is a nightmare in the dark.
All the transfurred beasts are running wild.
What an awful nightmare this has been.
I think I see an exit so I must go.
But if I get traumatized later on i'll blame Dragonsnow.
Well this game wasn't worth it.
And Puro and his friends can suck it.
'Cause I'm never gonna play this game again.
Oh, no
Oh, no