A used best catalog,
A rare stuffed toy frog,
A DVD of "Pokémon,"
I buy on Amazon.

My house is filled in,
With treasure that comes in
The mail by the ton,
What I bought on Amazon.

(I wanna buy) I want some pizza mixes,
(Wanna buy) I want some cake mixes,
(Wanna buy) Other baking mixes by the ton,
I buy on Amazon.

I want some gift cards,
And some Kellogg's Pop-Tarts,
And veggie seeds by the ton,
I buy on Amazon.

(I wanna buy) Some Pioneer Woman Cookbooks,
(Wanna buy) Some other Gardening Books,
(Wanna buy) Ingredients By The Ton,
I'll buy on Amazon,

I am the one who loves everything,
Even lots off Pop-Tarts, yeah.
I shop in all states,
Like a bellhop on skates,
As long as I have gift cards.

I Want Some Nintendo Books
I Want Other Video Game Books,
I Want (x4)

(I'll place my order now)

Treasures arriving In the mail,
From that worldwide garage sale,
XBOX games by a massive ton,
I buy on Amazon,

(I wanna buy) A brand-new French fry cutter,
(Wanna buy) A new pack of cookie cutters,
(Wanna buy) A new Pepsi Blue by the ton,
I buy on Amazon

(I wanna buy) A big box of Scooby-Doo Fruit Snacks,
(Wanna buy) A big book of massive gardening facts,
(Wanna buy) Ingredients by the ton,
I buy on Amazon.

Yes, I buy on Amazon.