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Song Parodies -> "Chavish Paradise"

Original Song Title:

"Amish Paradise"

Original Performer:

"Weird Al" Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"Chavish Paradise"

Parody Written by:

Matthew Jerks

The Lyrics

As I walk down the alley where I meet up my click,
I take a look at my face and realize that I'm a prick!
But that's just perfect for a wigga like me,
You know I wear fancy things like fake burberry!
At twelve thirty in the morning we're getting pissed,
Drinking loadsa voddy and gin and whisk-mate!
And I've been pimping and wasted so long that,
Even Eminem thinks I'm a stupid prat!
I'm a chav of the land I listen to R 'n' B,
Got a ciggy in my a hand, gish us another roley!
But if I'm watching SmackDown! and Raw,
and doing loadsa works,
Then tonight we'll cause a riot and be breaking all the laws!

We've been wasting most our lives living in a chavish paradise!
We hide our size with big gold chains, living in a chavish paradise!
We skive school and lose our grades, living in a chavish paradise!
Thieved goods sold for more than paid, living in a chavish paradise!

A local boy got beat up at school last week,
But I just called my crew, 'cause alone I'm very weak!
He didn't give us money the week before,
Guess we're barred again from the liquor store!
But I always punch a goth though he never deserves it,
A civilized chav you that's unheard of!
I wear designer clothes,
And footy's really my thing,
And my homies agree I proper look good in bling-like!
Innit don't you diss me you'll be shedding tears,
We haven't even paid our lawsuits in three hundred years!
But we ain't really hard; we like to think we are,
We’re just little wannabe retards!

There's no geeks, no straights, no emo kids
Not a single skater boy!
Like 50 Cent and Jay Z,
We’re a laughing stock you can see!

We've been wasting most our lives, living in a chavish paradise!
I smoke crack like everyday, living in a chavish paradise!
We don’t work and never pay, living in a chavish paradise,
Our main goal is spreading AIDS, living in a chavish paradise!

Dealing with the druggies, stole cash off my mother,
Stole a car on Monday, soon I'll crash another!
Think you're proper solid, think you're bling is real,
Well I know I'm a million times as stoned as you'll ever feel!
I'm the coolest guy that everybody wants to be like,
With my crew day and night, scoring chicks, tryna cause a fight!
So try to be hard, and wear LaCoste-e,
And if anyone annoys you let them deal with the posse!

We've been wasting most our lives, living in a chavish paradise!
We're all crazy counterfeits, living in a chavish paradise,
You know that we lose our fights, living in a chavish paradise,
We can't stand for public rights, living in a chavish paradise!


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Pacing: 4.3
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Total Votes: 6

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Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
This was brilliant like a class Lacoste.
CML - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
You picked a bad day for your debut, with the sudden onslaught of submissions; more than this place has seen in a year .... So we'll help out here: This one is denitely worth a look, folks
p - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee - November 18, 2019 - Report this comment
Very good! I don't know what a "chav" is, but you painted a picture with the words, skillful writing. Welcome to this monkey house.
Joseph Little - November 20, 2019 - Report this comment
I kinda went through a similar phase back when i was in high school, but I also went through kinda a goth phase too lol. I still cant remove the weird al voice from this song when i read it, good one tho!

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