Every night I keep having all of these strange Vanna dreams, I don't
Know what to do about it and I don't know what it means

I'm going shopping... all in the bareness of my underwear
For some strange reason, I have started floating in mid-air

My lips fell off, people stared (my lips fell...)
Donuts and hot dogs start to fly everywhere

I'm stuck in here with Vanna White (stuck in here with Vanna White)
Night after night after night (stuck in here with Vanna White)
Stuck in here with Vanna White (stuck in here with Vanna White)

Now I'm being followed by a whole... squad of Russian spies
They give me some Velcro and also a great big order of fries

Then suddenly I'm bowling on the Starship Enterprise
I've fallen down a hole (I've fallen down) and Vanna's what I realize

Nude in church, a dinosaur (nude in church, a dinosaur)
Try to run but my feet have been nailed to the floor

Midget, a revolving door (midget, a revolving door)
Now I am in the same place that I was in before!

I'm stuck in here with Vanna White (stuck in here with Vanna White)
Night after night after night (stuck in here with Vanna White)
Stuck in here with Vanna White (stuck in here with Vanna White)
Night after night after night (stuck in here with Vanna White)

A funny alien popped from my chest
And now I am falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
Hey now, hey now, n-n-n-now
Hey now, hey now, n-n-n-now

Stuck in here with Vanna White (stuck in here with Vanna White)
Night after night after night (stuck in here with Vanna White) (I won't be leaving)

Stuck in here with Vanna White (stuck in here with Vanna White)
Night after night after night (stuck in here with Vanna White)

HEY! Stuck in here with Vanna White (stuck in here with Vanna White)
It just feels so very right, I'll buy her vowels now

Stuck in here with Vanna White (stuck in here with Vanna White)
Stuck in here with Vanna White!