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Song Parodies -> "The Battle of Shelby Marx"

Original Song Title:

"The Weird Al Show Theme"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"The Battle of Shelby Marx"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A homage to iCarly and Victorious (on Nickelodeon) and the Teletubbies (on Home Video)
Oh, this is a battle of Carly and Shelby Marx
And they fight and fight and fight and fight
But that is no longer a Celebrity Deathmatch
So they fight and fight and fight and fight
In a city in Ohio where they fought on a tree
And they fought on a platform in a nasal decongestant factory
And they fought in a room in a bowling alley
And every single night they fight in their strange recurring dreams
Where they fight on a strawberry in a vat of sour cream
But that's really the case of the story

Well, the very next year they fight
While she is holding a spatula to protect herself against Shelby Marx
But they fought and fought and fought and fought
And she lost the match against Shelby Marx
Then they fight and fight and fight and fight in a museum
And she knocked Shelby Marx down with one of her fists
Twenty miles towards the exit (towards the exit)
And she really knocks Shelby Marx down with her feet
For what it's worth

Then they fight and fight and fight and fight in the forest trying to get a black eye
When she heard the tortured screaming of Shelby Marx
And little does Carly know that Shelby Marx is kicking her in the stomach as could be
And the Teletubbies were fully enjoying their Tubby custard in their seats
So Carly is 'bout to get beaten up by Shelby Marx
Now Carly's got a major black eye from Shelby Marx!

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