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Song Parodies -> "My Baby's In Love With Justin Bieber"

Original Song Title:

"My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"My Baby's In Love With Justin Bieber"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Times have changed since Mr. Yankovic's made a song about Eddie Vedder (some would say for the worse), and now pretty much anybody's "baby" has fallen for Justine,er, I mean, Justin Bieber. So, who's worse? The loud talentless ratface with hideous hair... or Justin?
Oh, my baby, my baby, she don't want me no more
Ever since she fell in love with that media whore
She says the way he sounds like a girl is kinda sexy
She thinks he's so cute, is he trying to hex me?
She likes his dumbass hair and doe-eyed stare
Yeah, he's her very favorite minor multi-millionaire

Well, my baby's in love with Justin Bieber
She's all crazy 'bout that Justin Bieber
Once she told me, I couldn't just believe her
'Cause my baby's in love with Justin Bieber

Now, every time I see him, I wanna punch his face
The way he rose to the top is such a disgrace
He doesn't deserve all that money and success
He should've stayed home, tryin' on his mom's dress
But my girl can't get enough of his undeveloped voice
If he should disappear forever, we would all rejoice

Well, my baby's in love with Justin Bieber
She's got a thing for that Justin Bieber
I just wanna hit him with a cleaver
Now my baby's in love with-
I said I said I said, my baby's in love with Justin Bieber
Head over heels for that Justin Bieber
I should pack my bags and might as well leave her
'Cause my baby's in love with Justin Bieber

I knew we were headin' for disaster
When she screamed "Faster, Justin, faster!"
Now she's got an unrequited adoration
For the abominated, animated, designated, overrated
Spokesman for his moronic idiotic generation

Well, I don't wear Vans and I don't wear skinny jeans
And I don't care what YOLO and "swag" mean
And I just can't compete with all that money and fame
But I know two can play at this kinda game
Yeah, well, I'll make me a threeway menage
With Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj!

Well, my baby's in love with Justin Bieber
She's all crazy 'bout that Justin Bieber
I may never ever forgive her
'Cause my baby's in love with-
I said I said I said, my baby's in love with Justin Bieber
Why'd she have to fall for that Justin Bieber?
If she tries to talk to me, I'll say "Go fu*k a beaver!"
'Cause my baby's in love with Justin Bieber

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Abbott Skelding - February 28, 2013 - Report this comment
Not bad! There are some funnier lines in here than in mine, (I really like the "Faster, Justin faster" one personally). Nice work!
Flash Flood - March 01, 2013 - Report this comment
Thanks!

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