(Doowop Music In The Background)

I Got A Keurif Coffee Machine,
And All Those Restaurant Style Coffees,
And Those Restaurant Style Hot Drinks,
And It's My #1Favoreite Toy;

That's Right.
I Can't Stand The SYlvanian Familis Theme Song,
And I Can't Stand The Map And Backpack Songs,
I'd Rather Work For Money For The Mall,
At My Very Own Coffee Restaurant,

I Can Make Hot Drinks And Cold Drinks,
And I'll Be Your Waiter And Make You Your Drinks,
I Love Making Money For The Mall,
At My Very Own Coffee Restaurant,

I Can't Stand Watching Arthur Or Dora,
And I Can't Stand Watching Diego Or Kidsongs,
And I Don't Watcvh Rugrats Anymore,
Because IO Fon't Like Any Of Those 5 Shows,

That's Right, I Perfer Being Everybody's Waiter,
And Everybody's Hot Drink And Cold Drink Server,
Study The Menu And I'll Be Your Watier,
At My Very Own Coffee Restaurant,

I Make Lots Of Money,
I Can Buy CDs And Games,
And Toys And Food At The Mall,
With All The Money I Make,

That's Right, I Am Your Waiter
And Your Hot And Cold Drink Server,
That's What I Make My Money For,
At My Very Own Coffee Restaurant