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Song Parodies -> "The Programmer"

Original Song Title:

"Dog Eat Dog"

Original Performer:

Weird Al Yankovic

Parody Song Title:

"The Programmer"

Parody Written by:

Doommaster1994

The Lyrics

This song is about a person at an office who is a prodigy in programming and fixing computers and for some reason, loves to fix fried motherboards. I am the absolute WORST when it comes to parodies, and I believe this is the second one I've ever made, so please bear with me here. Also, the song's supposed to take place the same time Weird Al made the song, and Steve Jobs was alive at the time.
Got a job at a local office.
And I really like this place.
I got my, my very own Gateway computer.
And a very large parking space.

Got a mouse and keyboard with my name right on it.
Big bulky keys, so everyone knows it's mine.
Don't even touch it cause I'll hurt you.
And I'm watching you so don't be stupid.

Chorus:
I'm programming on a computer.
Watch out it's the programmer.
Nose against the monitor it feels alright.
Look out, it's the programmer. Here we go.

I like to see my boss get happy.
So I can get a promotion.
Every day it isn't hectic.
There isn't any commotion.

Well do I smell a fried motherboards?
This is my lucky day!
I'll fix them up and then get paid a lot of money!
One more minute, just one more board to fix...
I'll always fix them. Yeah, I'll always fix them!

(Chorus)

Sometimes I can't believe that I know C++.
Sometimes I can't believe how many boards are fried.
Sometimes I tell myself "This is not my beautiful keyboard"
Sometimes I tell myself "This is not my beautiful mouse"

Nobody cares about my work and that's just fine with me.
I fix so many things here that I just don't ever wanna leave.

I can program the computer to do anything.
Maybe one day I can meet Bill Gates or Steve Jobs.
Ay I think I made a big mistake?
Why there a blue screen. WHY IS THERE A BLUE SCREEN?!

(Chorus)
Original song is © Weird Al Yankovic.

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Doommaster1994 - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Whoops, made a couple typos on the lyrics, sorry. :(

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