-> "Pork Roll Needs"
Original Song Title:
"Pork and Beans"
Parody Song Title:
"Pork Roll Needs"
The Lyrics
They say when you're in Jersey, you must be aware
There's only one thing for breakfast it's everywhere
Taylor's not the way to order you fool
You need to call it pork roll or I'll lose my cool
Chorus:
Jersey eats the way that they want to do
And I have one thing to say to you
I have to fill up daily for my pork roll needs
Pork Roll's my state meat, and it's not so lean
I am gonna wear some big clothes to get by
Cause I want Pork Roll daily in my insides
Jersey is our center and this food's for me
We won't give it up, think you will agree
Other states order eggs, but ohh so wrong
You need Pork roll on it, with cheese, then you'll sing along
Deli's all know to list it on the top of their charts
And on a grilled kieser roll, it's just a work of art
Chorus:
We're gonna eat the way that we want to do
We ain't got a thing to prove to you
We'll fill our bellies with our Pork Roll needs
We are from Jersey, pork roll is our creed
And in Jersey we eat food that we like
Eat pork roll daily, it give us smiles
One look at the sandwich and I'm tickled pink
We don't give a crap about what you think
No, I won't share
I don't care
I won't share
I don't care
I won't share
I don't care
I won't share
Chorus:
Jersey eats the way that we wanna do
Pork Roll's just our thing, our breakfast view
We'll eat it daily, love our Pork Roll needs
If you say Taylor Ham I'll start to scream
We want Pork Roll now on a bun that we like
It's just my daily meal, chow with pride
Just come into Jersey it will make you think
You will take a bite, you'll be tickled pink .....
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