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Song Parodies -> "Muddy Collie"

Original Song Title:

"Buddy Holly"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Muddy Collie"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Muddy Collie

Why is my kitty hissin' out there?
What is it got her scared?
I go on outside and see those eyes
And I see those sharp teeth bared

Woo-hoo, think I wet myself
Woo-hoo, then I grabbed the hose
Woo-hoo, sprayed him in the nose

Woo-ee-oo, it was just a muddy collie
Oh-oh, not a terrifying wolf
I don't care if they laugh about me anyway
I'm not scared 'bout that

I will always fear, help never near
Once got mauled by a bear
His tongue was twisted, his eyes were mean
He had a fearsome stare

Woo-hoo, think I wet myself
Woo-hoo, then I grabbed the hose
Woo-hoo, sprayed him in the nose

Woo-ee-oo, it was just a muddy collie
Oh-oh, not a terrifying wolf
I don't care if they laugh about me anyway
I'm not scared 'bout that
Why be scared 'bout that?

Bang! Bang! Knock on the door,
Another big bang, get down on the floor.
Oh No! What do I do?
Don't look now it's my neighbor Stu
He looks mad and he looks pissed
What's a matter him, why's he clench his fist?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter Stu?
He says kinda mean, "Like a word with you"
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-no!

Guess I sprayed his dog!
(Guess I sprayed his dog)

Woo-ee-oo, it was just a muddy collie
Oh-oh, not a terrifying wolf
I don't care if they laugh about me anyway
I'm not scared 'bout that
Why be scared 'bout that?
Might be scared 'bout Stu
I'm real scared 'bout Stu

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