Song Parodies -> I Am A Jonas (Brother)

Original Song Title:	"My Name Is Jonas"
Original Performer:	Weezer

Parody Song Title:	"I Am A Jonas (Brother)"
Parody Written by:	Silver Power

The original lyrics are here. PLEASE don’t criticize my pacing until you compare them to the provided lyrics. Thanks.

I am a Jonas,
Exploit me at your will
Little girls adore us
Parents want to kill

We will make CDs
Spread like a disease
They’re all Disney-made
Filled with pre-teen cheese
All our sales will rise
Until we all die
Everybody buy
Hundred dollar tickets!

We are a teenage cliché
But we will never go away
We have taken over all the U.S.A!
And guess which one of us is gay!

I am a Jonas Bro,
We are 3 pubescent boys,
The critics hate our music
But we’re still making noise! Making noise!
We’re all close as glue
In the bedroom too!
All the adults yell
“Wish you’d burn in hell”
We wear promise rings
To keep us in line
Until I’m married
Right hand is my lover!

Our fame, I just can’t understand,
Cuz we’re hated more than the Klan,
You want to hit us with your van
Or send us to die in Iran

The boss will not let us go!
Our mom will not let us go!
Disney will not let us go!
Gun point, they won’t let us go!
Help!

The tweens will not let us go!
Our dadwill not let us go!
Disney will not let us go!
Against our will, we can’t go!
Help! Help! HELP!

I am a Jonas..

I don't very much care for the Jonas Brothers.

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Mark Scotti - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

GREAT song & parody, S.P.!! Reminds me of the South Park episode where the Jonas Bros. got the crap kicked out of them by their boss, MICKEY MOUSE!!! One of the funniest scenes I've ever seen that show do..

Invisible Boy - May 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Nice parody SP...but, could you tell us how you really feel ?

Silver Power - May 08, 2009 - Report this comment

[[Mark Scotti]] Thanks, what's it called [the episode], I'll look it up. [[Invisible Boy]] I don't very much care for the Jonas Brothers. ;]

Silver Power - June 07, 2009 - Report this comment

Someone gave me ones... It was probably Walt Disney because - A: I dissed the Jonas Bros, and B: I'm Jewish.

Abbott Skelding - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment

SOTM: Pretty funny, pacing was a little off in some spots, but still pretty good. I acutally did a parody just like this...not bad!

Mark Scotti - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment

SOTM: As I commented earlier, I really enjoyed this one...

Silver Power - June 10, 2009 - Report this comment

The pacing was based on the lyrics provided in the top comment, which, to my knowledge, are the correct ones.

DJ Blaze - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment

The J-Bros are HIGHLY overrated, and this parody states that perfectly. 555 for this one. And, SP.... you're Jewish?

Agrimorfee - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Yeah, you technically should have written one beat less in each line for the "let us go" coda. But the satire was great and spoton.

Silver Power - June 13, 2009 - Report this comment

[[DJ Blaze]] Technically, I am. See my mother was Jewish, my father was Christian. I'm personally agnostic which in a nutshell means, I feel that there is some God, but I don't know who. Now my parents are divorced, so I celebrate Christmas with my Dad and Hannukah [sp?] with my Mom. [[Agrimorfee]] Wow, you're right. I didn't even notice it. Thanks.

DJ Blaze - June 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks for explaining that to me, SP. By the way, I'm a 100 percent Christian.

Matthias - June 14, 2009 - Report this comment

This was good and a great twist on the original title, and I love Weezer but what would have made it even better would be if it was a parody of a Jonas Brother's song.

Silver Power - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment

You do have a good point, Matthias, but (un?)fortunately, I don't listen to the Jonas Bros, nor do I know their music by heart.

Peter Andersson - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment

My name is Peter and I approve of this parody (comment might be "copyright" of Johnny D but it seems to fit here) :-)

Silver Power - June 21, 2009 - Report this comment

So I have your endorsement? Sweet, Lol. Now if you could get Disney to endorse my parody, that'd be an achievment.

Chris Bodily TM - June 25, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I loved this... you hit the nail on the hammer with this one, right into the center of the Jonas CD cases. Great twist on the original title. Yet you failed to mention Alec Baldwin. LOL 455

bobpiecheese - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Never heard any of the Jonas Brothers' output, so there's not much for me in here. What's I do find funny is that apparantely the Jonas Brothers covered the OS purely for the title. Anyway, that's all I got.

Arwen - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment

SOTM...hee hee. Nice work on this one, SP...I love Weezer and love making fun of Disney Channel manufactured superstars. I disagree, though, that all the parents hate the Jo-Bros, though...I think my sister in law is relieved that my nieces love them rather than some of their other options. =) Great job!

EmiLoca - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Oh, I WILL exploit them at my will! >:D Great idea for a title sub, and funny throughout. Thanks for the disclaimer at the end, I wasn't sure what your true feelings were. 555

Phil Alexander - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment

No idea who the Jonas Brothers are, but I know the type (especially the pre-teen cheese disease CDs). Excellent stuff :-)

Jeff Reuben - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment

SOTM: Another glimpse of my future with my daughter when she gets hooked on this. Funny stuff, and great idea through the title

Invisible Boy - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment

An excellent bash and great idea from the OS.
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac ?

A: He once stayed-up all night wondering if there really was a Dog...

Below Average Dave - June 30, 2009 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Which one is gay? That'd be the one who danced around in a leotard like Beyonce doing a parody of the Single Ladies video in high heels without getting paid to do it. . .That was surprisingly funny, loved "pre-teen cheese". . .I'm not a fan of the Jonas Brothers, but what on Earth possessed you to do a Weezer song with this subject?

Silver Power - July 02, 2009 - Report this comment

The original song's title possessed me to. I never wrote this parody intending on entering it in SOTM, but since I didn't submit any other parodies, it seemed like this was the only choice.

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Song Parodies -> I Am A Jonas (Brother)

"My Name Is Jonas"

Weezer

"I Am A Jonas (Brother)"

Silver Power

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