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Song Parodies -> "The Jonas Brothers Song"

Original Song Title:

"My Name is Jonas"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Jonas Brothers Song"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Original Song:
Your name is Jonas
You make teenage girls squeal
There with your two brothers
This is how I feel

All thanks to Disney
You made three CD’s
Just like Hanson made
Way back in the 90’s.
Things were better then
Once but never again.
Joe, Nick and Kevin
You will be forgotten

You guys are wasting your time
I think I would rather be blind
Than to listen to your songs everyday
Please, can you three go away?

Your name is Jonas
You don’t make music, it’s noise
Wish you would get some disease
Then music I’d enjoy, I’d enjoy
Your time will be through
Your tank will run dry
You have so much cash
Do you need much else?
I’ll be so relieved
In three years, I’ll say
“Man I told you so.”
That’s what I would prefer

Your fan base is very, very grand
But things will not go as planned
You will get off the music path
A BK job you three will land

Why can’t you three just go home? (x4)

Why can’t you three just go home? (x3)
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Your name is Jonas

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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