Song Parodies -> "Why Bother? (The Porcupine Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Why Bother?"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Weezer

Parody Song Title:

"Why Bother? (The Porcupine Song)"

Parody Written by:

Astronaut Kujo

The Lyrics

I know I should start petting you
You've got a look that makes me think you're cute
But it's just animal attraction
Not something soft, so I think I'll get a rabbit

Why bother?
You're gonna hurt me
Oh porcupine, you play so dirty
This happened to me twice before
I won't touch this critter anymore

I've touched a lot of pets before
You're prickly harm from a cheap pet store
Maybe we could venture home together
Maybe you could make my hand bleed some more

Why bother?
You're gonna hurt me
Oh porcupine, you play so dirty
This happened to me twice before
I won't touch this critter anymore

YEOWCH!
It's a crying shame; you're all alone
'Cause you poke and puncture everyone
Picking quills out of my head
Because you were hiding in my bed

Why bother?
You're gonna hurt me
Oh porcupine, you play so dirty
This happened to me twice before
I won't touch this critter anymore

Why bother? (Why bother?)
You're gonna hurt me (You're gonna hurt me)
Oh porcupine you (Why bother?)
You play so dirty (You're gonna hurt me)
Why bother? (Why bother?)
You're gonna hurt me (You're gonna hurt me)
Why bother?
You're gonna hurt me!

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