A club is where I met her,
A club up north.
I bought her a drink.
It was her fourth.

After deep and careful thinking,
Or lack thereof,
I felt that this girl
Was my one true love.
I'm singing...

Pardon me, would you care for a shot?
I know I'm tipsy, but I think you're hot.
I love you very much, and I think you're such
An attractive lady. Keep in touch.

We were dating for a month or two
And it all was going well until we both caught the flu.
We stuck together. What we would do
Is one would hold the Kleenex and the other one blew.
I'm singing...

Cough on me, Cause I really don't care.
As long as you're sick, I will be right there.
But tell me, would you mind if I tried to find
You some medication before we dined.

Out time together has been moving real fast.
I was not sure if our fling would last.
I'm contemplating making this gal my wife, cause
I really think I want this gal in my life!

Pardon me as I get on one knee.
I'm here to ask if you would marry me.
And if you want a sign, this is gen-u-ine,
Here's a diamond ring, now, please be mine.

A club is where I met her,
A club up north.
I bought her a drink.
It was her fourth.

After deep and careful thinking,
or lack there-of.
I know that this girl
Is my one true love!
I'm singing...

Shame on me, I am trying to hide.
I need to get to church and meet my bride.
And if I show up late, I will have to wait
For another woman to be my mate.