YouTube is an empire…sends to fa-a-a-a-a-ame
All of the Partners…while us noobs put to shaaame
And what do I get…can’t obta-a-a-a-a-a-ain
Twenty subscribers…and comments that I’m laaame
Even though - I - wrote
All my vi - de - os
I’ll always upload
It’s no jooooooooooooke

Subscribe to my page, and you’ll be laughing away
Subscribe to my page, and we’ll be hitting replay
Then someone will say he’s lost his touch and will cave...
Subscribe to my page, I will go bake you a cake!

Now we’ll make it…together to the top let’s go
They keep on hatin…we’re an average Joe
And what do you want?...I want to enterta-a-a-a-ain
Will you box4box? …Nah, I can maintaaain
Don’t have to - pro-mote
All my vi - de - os
I dont want to gloat
It’s a jooooooooooooke

Subscribe to my page, be first to remember the name
Subscribe to my page don’t forget to like and fav
But someone’ll say he’s flagged, he must misbehave....
Subscribe to my page, or I’ll punch you in the faaaaaace

Smosh is not the only one
Fred is not the only one
VP’s not the only one
Shane is not only one
VEVO ‘s not the only one you viiiieeeewwww

Subscribe to my page, I’m really not that insane
Subscribe to my page get your dose of vitamin K
But someone will say he’s a POS and much too lazy.....
Subscribe to my page and I’ll upload every DAAAAAAY
Subscribe to my page, I will be thankin’ ya,
Subscribe to my page, I will say hey to ya
Subscribe to my page if you could be so brave

CH, not the only one
Ray Johnson, not only one
Featured’s not the only stuff that’s neeeeew
And I still believe that we’ll make it one day!
And I still believe that we wont be enslaved!
And I still believe that I can be forgave!
And I can concede that we’ll start a new wave!